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EXCLUSIVE: Andrew Windsor Mocked for 'Mistaking Female Arresting Officer for 66th Birthday Party Stripper'

AI spoofs and savage memes pile on the royal humiliation.

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Aaron Tinney
Feb 20, 2026
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Andrew Windsor is being brutally mocked online by jokers who claim he mistook one of his arresting officers for a birthday stripper.

The disgraced ex-duke was arrested on Thursday morning – his 66th birthday – by Thames Valley police investigating his past dealings with the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

SOURCE: MEGA

Officers searched Wood Farm on the Sandringham estate in Norfolk at about 8am and also examined his former residence, Royal Lodge in Great Windsor Park.

After nearly 12 hours of questioning at Aylsham police station, he was photographed leaving in the back seat of a car on Thursday shortly after 7pm and released under investigation.

A specially assigned 15-strong squad of cops swooped on Andrew and his properties with “stealth,” sources told us.

One joker sneered online:

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